I told my CIA agent not to be so shy When he's staring through my webcam and I'm about to cry Buddy I know you're there on the other line Please don't arrest me love isn't a crime I'll even leave my laptop open you can watch it all night Just say Hi, Hi Oh Hi, Hi Say Hi You see when I was a kid I was dosed with acid And ever since then I've been totally blasted Hope you don't think my life is totally ratchet When you watch me fall apart baby I just can't stand it It's not like I don't need privacy I'm just tired of you watching me silently You're just waiting for me to act violently Now I'm watching you back see the irony Just say hi, hi Oh hi, hi Oh hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi Say hi...