I've been warped by the rain driven by the snow Well I'm drunk and dirty and don't you know and I'm still yea willing I'm out on the road most every night I see my pretty Alice in every headlight Alice Dallas Alice I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah I've Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I won't get weighed And if you give me weed whites and wine and show me a sign Well I'll be willin to be movin I've been beaten by the wind and robbed by the sleet Had my head stove in and I'm still on my feet And I'm willin', to be movin' And I smuggled some smokes for folks in Mexico Baked by the sun, everytime I go to Mexico And I'm still willin' I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah I've Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I won't get weighed And if you give me weed whites and wine and show me a sign Well I'll be willin to be movin