Everybody save your bucks
Everybody rent your tux
Everybody dress deluxe
We're going to the Hookers' Ball
Invitations in the mail
Get your baby out of jail
Go ahead and make her bail
You're going to the Hookers' Ball
We're gonna eat and drink and be merry
We're gonna dance all over the floor
Everybody at the party gonna party
Like they never partied before
Dress yourself as bold as brass
Give yourself a touch of class
Hurry up and move your ass
We're going to the Hookers' Ball
To New York and San Francisco
They all come from far and near
To attend this celebration
That is held one night a year
Only those in our profession
Are permitted in the hall
It's been here for generation
Welcome to the Hookers' Ball
How they dress will knock you out
And wake you up again
The diamonds shine, the colors shout
And that is just the men
Never seen folks making tracks
To line up at the door
Or seen so many Cadillacs
In just one place before
Soon the crowd is busting loose
A great big free for all
And though there is no Mother Goose
There really is a Hookers' Ball
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Baby, dig the atmosphere
Baby, ain't you glad you're here?
It's the party of the year
We're dancing at the Hookers
Prancing at the Hookers
Hopping at the Hookers
Popping at the Hookers
Welcome to the Hookers' Ball