At the cockroach motel Where the rodents aren't for sale And in room four someone is screaming "My t.v. don't come in well!" As bedposts smash the wall Someone's contracting gonorrhea And brings home to the house to the lovely spouse Who says "I love you and it's good to see ya." They cannot be sanctified. Happy true love, half an hour devour 30 minutes sweet for a lifetime sour Happy true love half an hour, it's no her Picking up the dirt that don't wash off in the shower. They always get you when you're sleeping They get you wehn you sleep They'll forget you when they're sleeping They'll forget you when they sleep. Downstairs in the lounge, there ain't no one around Through tidal waves of whiskey You can hear the ice cubes sound. The bartender smiles, though he'll do just what it takes While a blonde smokes down her cigarette To the lipstick mark she makes. They cannot be sanctified. Happy true love, half an hour devour 30 minutes sweet for a lifetime sour Happy true love half an hour, it's no her Picking up the dirt that don't wash off in the shower. They always get you when you're sleeping They get you wehn you sleep They'll forget you when they're sleeping They'll forget you when they sleep.