(Bob "Frizz" Fuller) Tiki torches at twilight Hula girls at the bar All the guys from the office Are throwing up their cars Get to cooking a roast pig Like it's done in the book Say hello to your sweetie With a casual look Swinging deals and eating meals Is all within the norm Put away the axes And pay those taxes Let's all get normal at the luau Tiki torches at twilight Hula girls at the bar All the guys from the office Are throwing up their cars Standing round at poolside Talking shop with the boss If you are a cool talker You'll get your message across Hold the drinks in the coaster Standing round in our shorts And I talk to a boaster About professional sports Swinging deals and eating meals Is all within the norm Put away the axes And pay those taxes Let's all get normal at the luau Let's all get normal at the luau