Oh, my days
Are you really going out wearing that?
Well, don't expect me to stand next to you
Oh, you cannot tell that joke again
You've told it like a thousand times already
To my friends
You're so embarrassing
It's cringe
The things that they do
Are your parents embarrassing you?
We know just what you're going through
Because our parents embarrass us too
Listen, I've got an issue
Why do they wipe your face with the tissue
And stand outside the gates to try and kiss you?
Wavin' and shoutin' that they'll miss you
Oh, my days
It's cringe
The things that they do
Are your parents embarrassing you?
We know just what you're going through
Because our parents embarrass us too
I mean, every sports day, it's the same
All the mums look fine
On the startin' line
It's the parents' race and now's their chance to shine
But look at that mum
There's always one
Doing their stretches in their Nikes
On, on, on
It's cringe
The things that they do
Are your parents embarrassing you?
We know just what you're going through
Because our parents embarrass us too
You see, my dad thinks
That he's so cool
With the CD blarin' on the way to school
With the windows down
But the problem is
All the tunes he plays are from 1996, ah
It's cringe
The things that they do
Are your parents embarrassing you?
We know just what you're going through
Because our parents embarrass us too
If you're listening
Hear this prayer
From cringing children everywhere
Show some mercy
Won't you spare us from our suffering?
It's cringe
The things that they do
Are your parents embarrassing you?
We know just what you're going through
Because our parents embarrass us too
It's cringe