Two eggs cooked sunnyside, that's enough for me One spoon, one fork, one knife you guard it with your life Take in this kitchen life, one hundred people wide Beware that sausage grinder never takes its time Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night Hobnobbing cost a fortune, big elbows rubbing mine That fool is bugging me, he sure don't know the time I hope somebody sees this ham biscuit choking me Hey man maneuver for the heimlich on the floor Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night