I had every intention Of gettin' hammered here tonight I gave my truck keys to the bar keep Said,? Dave, don? t you dare let me drive? But in the middle of this bottle I drank my train of thought off track So I? ve gotta stop drinkin' or start rethinkin' My reasonin' for throwin' 'em back 'Cause it? s just wasted whiskey Tryin' to drink you off from my mind There ain? t enough Bourbon behind this bar And I ain? t got that kinda time So I? m gonna stand while I can and raise my glass Toast every time you kiss me 'Cause drinkin' to forget about you Is wasted whiskey So here? s to new beginnings And to the memories And cheers to your momma and daddy 'Cause they were right about you and me And here? s to Millsap on the jukebox And to your new friends you? ve found And here? s to our joint account, Mastercard 'Cause I? m buyin' the whole house around 'Cause it? s just wasted whiskey Tryin' to drink you off from my mind There ain? t enough Bourbon behind this bar And I ain? t got that kinda time So I? m gonna stand while I can and raise my glass Toast every time you kiss me 'Cause drinkin' to forget about you Is wasted whiskey It? s just wasted whiskey Tryin' to drink you off from my mind There ain? t enough Bourbon behind this bar And I ain? t got that kinda time I? m gonna stand while I can and raise my glass Toast every single time you ever kiss me 'Cause drinkin' to forget about you Is wasted whiskey Oh, drinkin' to forget about you That? s just wasted whiskey