Fill the shot glass to the brim Twist the cap and pour it in Turn it up and then fill it up again Turn this misery on it's ear Make a memory disappear Maybe then I'll switch to beer Till it reappears Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd rather be with her tonight No offense to you, bartender Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders Thinkin' I can hold that girl Like I can hold my liquor I told her someday I'd lay it down I guess I never got around to that one fast enough So set me one more up Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd rather be with her tonight No offense to you, bartender Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders Thinkin' I can hold that girl Like I can hold my liquor Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor I'd be in her arms Not in this bar on one more bender Guess you could say that I'm the kind of all pretenders Thinkin' I could hold that girl Like I can hold my liquor Fill the shot glass to the brim Twist the cap and pour it in