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Shad-Rapp - U Can't Catch Fish lyrics

Artist: Shad-Rapp

album: Double Barrel


You can't catch fish!
You can't catch fish!
You can't catch fish!
You can't catch fish!
I-I-I-I got a little story, about a city boy
That came to Wisconsin, up from Illinois
So he could enter, the big fish contest
It's a thousand bucks cash for the biggest and the best!
But I told him - guy, you're making a mistake
You don't stand a chance catching fish on dis lake
Cause Hey! You can pray, want, or wish
But let me tell you something guy - You can't fish!
I told you there guy! Can't catch fish!
What do you think you're doing? Can't catch fish!
For Cripes sake! You can't catch fish!
Go back to Illinois, hey! Can't catch fish!
Brand new motor, and boat
With a bunch of fancy gear, cripes sake, you know it!
And Lures! Every style, type and size
If you think that'll help, you're in for a surprise
Cause money - can't buy skill
Ya know the guys and me, we can catch 'em at will!
Fish are just something that - You can't catch!
For crying out loud, guy! You can't catch fish!
What the heck you doing? You can't catch fish!
Jeez, guy! Come on! You can't catch fish!
Gimme a rod, and reel
And take a step back so I can show you the deal
How it's done! Now check this out
I'm catching crappie, sauger, perch and lake trout
Or walleye. And pike
Take a few notes while I show you what it's like
To throw, a cast
And ten seconds later I was reeling in a bass!
And you could never, catch a bass like this
Cause let me tell you something guy - You can't fish!
I'm telling you hey! Ya can't catch fish!
You can't catch fish!
I got a bite!
Stop! Miller time!
You don't know what you're doing
Your brains must be manure
You don't use a bobber
When you're casting with a lure
But when you thought you got one
You had to go and brag
You fought it for an hour
Even though it was a snag
Then you finally hooked a musky
And I said it's about time
But you didn't know how to set your drag
And the fish took all your line! Can't catch fish!
Yeah, guy! You can't catch fish!
Go hire a guide, hey! You can't catch fish!
For cripes sakes! You can't catch fish!
Hey! I told you so!
Another bite!
Stop! Miller time!
You thought that you could beat us
But I knew you'd never win
Cause you're from Illinois
And we're from Wisconsin
I know you want to argue
But guy, you know I'm right
Cause we filled up all our stringers
And you haven't got a bite
Well you came and lost the contest
Cripes sake! I told you so!
You better pack your gear, get the heck out of here
And back to Chicago! Can't catch fish!
Can't catch fish!
You can't catch fish!
That's right there, guy! You can't catch fish!
I told you there hey! Can't catch fish!
Just stay in Illinois! Can't catch fish!
Stop! Miller time!

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