After years of confusion It's clear there's no more delusion It's here my conclusion I like girls with cans or bottles in their hands Ain't scared to pop a top with me [Chorus:] Real women drink beer And get country crazy That denim on their rear Fits just right to me So sip your red wine or any turpentine But that won't go around here Real women drink beer Other kinds of liquid pollution And the mends It's like a mental institution So I find my solution Is blond, dark or red next to my friend Have some two-for-one fun you'll see [Repeat Chorus] SO fellas next time you're at the beer store Just think about her rack When she opens that refrigerator door and sees An extra six-pack [Repeat Chorus] Real women drink beer Real women drink beer Real women drink beer