Someday when I'm old I'll pull up to the store And park wherever the hell I want to I'll buy a box of moonpies And flirt with the cashier Yeah, like I was still 22 I'll bitch about 18 dollars For a gallon of gas Down at the Texaco Someday when I'm old Yeah, someday when I'm old I'll keep chewing gum in my front pocket And cold Dr. Pepper in the fridge I'll let my daughter get mad Say I'm ruining their supper When I give that stuff to my grandkids Now I realize that somethings They just don't matter And how fast it all goes Someday when I'm old That clock just starts tickin' Oh the day that you're born And no matter how much time you get You always want more Someday when I'm old I'll be the only one Who remembers you young, and beautiful Your dark hair falling on that pillow case All the secrets we shared, all the love that we made And I'll hold on to those precious moments Like pieces of gold Someday when I'm old