I'm the last one standin' every Saturday night All the rights feel wrong, wrongs feel right But every Sunday mornin' I see the light again When I'm up on the wagon I'm a helluva saint But I'll be damned if there ain't another town to paint Just down the road man it's a game that I can't win I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settlin' down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones I wish I could find a gear between "White Lightning" and John 3: 16 But girl I can't promise anything right now All I can say is I wanna change And I'll keep the faith that you'll take the reins And hold on tight and calm this crazy down I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settlin' down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settlin' down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones Only Heaven knows where I fit in Between Jesus and Jones Yeah. Jesus and Jones Oh, everybody sing Jesus and Jones. Jesus and Jones Sing for Joyce. Jesus and Jones Sing for Jesus and Jones