Ho, ho, ho
It was the 24th of December, in a Pilot travel center
I heard someone say "Does anyone around here work on sleighs?"
I was headin' back home empty when this crazy idea hit me
I said Santa we can use my truck so Christmas won't be late
Now Santa's ridin' shotgun, Rudolph's in the middle
We had to get a lot done, to visit every little boy and girl
In this big ol' world
We were doin' 90 miles an hour when I hit my last gear
Then we shifted to the power of a red nosed reindeer
Eighteen wheels in the sky
Airborne overdrive
We gave three point one billion toys away
In a Peterbilt sleigh, whoo
He jumped out and down a chimney, then popped right back out grinnin'
Milk drippin' from his moustache and cookie crumbs in his beard
He'd do a little ho-ho-hoin' and say "let's get this big rig rollin'"
We'd blast off like a rocket while I was hangin' on for life so dear
Sorry Rudolph
Santa's ridin' shotgun, Rudolph's in the middle
We had to get a lot done, to visit every little boy and girl
In this big ol' world
We were doin' 90 miles an hour when I hit my last gear
Then we shifted to the power of a red nosed reindeer
Eighteen wheels in the sky
Airborne overdrive
We gave three point one billion toys away
In a P-Peterbilt sleigh, whoo
Oh, yeah
Just when I thought we pulled the last toy out of that truck
Santa did a little dance, winked and grinned
And magically it filled back up
Now Santa's ridin' shotgun, Rudolph's in the middle
We had to get a lot done, to visit every little boy and girl
In this big ol' world
We were doin' 90 miles an hour when I hit my last gear
Then we shifted to the power of a red nosed reindeer
Eighteen wheels in the sky
Airborne overdrive
We gave three point one billion toys away
In a P-Peterbilt sleigh
A Peterbilt sleigh
A P-P-P-Peterbilt sleigh
Whoo
Oh
Thanks a lot Santa
We'll see you next year
Call me if you need a little help
Just look for me on the CB Radio, they call me
Little Little Elf
Merry Christmas
A Peterbilt sleigh
Whoo