Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those guys but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance Oo-oo Ah-ah Oo-oo Ah-ah Some guys have friends and they do high fives Some guys have parents that are still alive Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of those guys but baby, I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance Everybody let's count to ten One, all ya gotta do is watch me dance Two, keep watching me dance Three, uh... um... um Four... Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't actually have lyrics for this part. Uh, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing. But, uh... that's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry about that. Uh, can we just maybe cut back to the chor- Dance dance dance dance dance dance I can dance Dance dance dance dance dance Oo-oo Ah-ah Oo-oo Ah-ah Some guys have money that they've invested Some guys never were molested I was though and-but-eh... Gotta stop touching the children Gotta stop touching the children Catholic church we're lookin' in your direction! Gotta stop touching the children We're not pointing fingers but damn your track record's bad and getting worse Gotta stop touching the children Vatican? More like Old-man-touching-children-can Oo-oo Ah-ah Oo-oo Ah-ahhhhhhhhhh