Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Omar on the come up)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Squidward, man your stations (uh-huh)
Keep all hands on deck (uh-huh)
Keep watch for them planktons, or else you won't get a check
Came up from rock bottom, came up off that deficit
I've been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent
Get to every cent (cent)
Money never spent (money)
Searchin' for that treasure, had to camp out in a tent (money)
Used to go to war, used to be out in them trenches (uh-huh)
Now I'm gettin' riches (uh-huh)
Steady penny pinchin'
I've just been swervin' the boat (boat)
That little boy, he a joke
I just went and copped a brand-new kelp
I'm smokin' on different dope (gas)
My wrist and my neck, they look like the future
They always be covered in chrome (future)
Some of y'all movin' like y'all in the future (future)
These rappers, they really be clones (future)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Squidward, man your stations (uh-huh)
Keep all hands on deck (uh-huh)
Keep watch for them planktons, or else you won't get a check
Came up from rock bottom, came up off that deficit
I've been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent
Yeah, better not touch Krab's guap
I'm Dirty Dan, all the rest are ripoffs
I lost, don't scream, boo hoo, lil' bitch, I'm a monster
If I want you touched, I call Larry the lobster
(Beep-beep) hell no, I don't got a license
I'm aimin' for you when I'm drivin' the boat
Fortune teller, how we pick at your conscience
Go ahead, ask the conch, it'll tell you you're broke
Shoutout to Gary and Patrick and Squid
So much bread, we wipe our asses with it
Million dollars, got caught your ass stealin'
Go use your lil' asses, I bet you gon' get it
So much green, look like we covered in kelp (kelp)
Pro patty flippin', don't need any help (help)
I keep a spatula under the belt
Boy, you move like a clam, tryna steal all the wealth
Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar (Omar on the come up)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (he-he)
Keep your hands off me millionth dollar
Squidward, man your stations (uh-huh)
Keep all hands on deck (yeah)
Keep watch for them planktons, or else you won't get a check (yeah)
Came up from rock bottom, came up off that deficit (yeah)
I've been countin' all this money, had to get to every cent
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Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it
Don't fuckin' touch it