She's the Summer light, you know I gotta take her out tonight
I'm picking out a tie, I'm pulling up my socks
'Till they're knee-high, but my heart slows
I wonder why I can't think where to go
So I phone a friend who recommends
A place she might like
'Cause She's a lady, but I'm not a connoisseur
Yeah She's a Queen but I'm just the King of the Kerb
I'm F and Blinding but she really knows her words
It's so delicious and absurd
When I'm on ice she knows what Champagne we should buy
And I know how to drink it till it makes one of us cry
But by the time we're laughing as I pour the tea
She's made a gentleman of me
They say I ain't really with it, but they're looking through a telescope
'Cause she thinks I'm exquisite and you know how she's looking
Right up close from head to toe
She sees things that they'll never know I might have lost a little shine
But I'm scrubbing up nicely this time
'Cause She's a lady,
But he's not a connoisseur
Yeah She's a Queen
But he's just the King of the Kerb
He's F and Blinding
But she really knows her words
It's so delicious and absurd
When he's on ice
She knows what Champagne we should buy
And he knows how to drink it till it makes one of us cry
But by the time we're laughing as I pour the tea
She's made a gentleman of me
I'm letting my hair down
First love takes it's bite
I hunger for one touch
But I still say my prayers every single night
'Cause She's a lady,
But he's not a connoisseur
Yeah She's a Queen
But he's just the King of the Kerb
He's F and blinding
But she really knows her words
It's so delicious and absurd
When he's on ice
She knows what Champagne we should buy
And he knows how to drink it till it makes one of us cry
But by the time we're laughing as I pour the tea
She's made a gentleman of me