Wanna Cartier around your wrist Dog tooth diamond on your fist A million acres of beef or wheat Own cities, people, town's and streets Girls go crazy- boy's go mad Trying to get what the others have Keeping up with the Joneses Picking other people's noses Do you Have diplomats among your friends Know dukes and earls by their first names Does Playboy Hefner call you Mr. Step in the sun, do you blister Girls go crazy -boy's go mad Trying to get what the others have Keeping up with the Joneses Picking other people's noses Do you Go down to Rio, to mess around Have a Grecian palace for a summer house A private Concorde that makes no noise With a personal crew of girls or boys If you get the choice Do you want those toys Do you do you Wanna limousine to step inside of Drink champagne instead of cider Wear hob nail boots when at the Ritz Teach Chubby Checker how to twist oh Girls go crazy- boy's go mad Trying to get what the others have Keepin' up with the Joneses Picking other people's noses