Too late - too late Take my limousine - drive it to a breakers yard And my TV set - swap it for an old guitar No time for cocktail hour - you take me to a whiskey bar Make the a la carte - a little less bizarre Too late - too late I really can't go straight Too late - too late I really can't go straight You can talk about me loose but I don't care Put it in a hole somewhere As for high IQ measure me a dunces hat And for pedigree you figure me an old tom cat Savoir faire just put me in the hobo class When they were handing cool about The queue was long and I was last Too late - too late I really can't go straight Too late - too late I really can't go straight You can talk about me loose but I don't care Put it in a hole somewhere Talk about me loose but I don't care Too late - too late Too late - too late Too late - too late