I guess we had a lovers' spat 'Cept we weren't really lovers So we couldn't just kiss and make up I guess we had a lovers' spat 'Cept we weren't really lovers So we couldn't just kiss and make up Ooh–lasted too long Ooh—I shoulda been strong Ooh–and all I got's this song To you—about a Waste of time–stupid many days Waste of time–prick it and it stays Waste of time–stupid little tragic waste of time We should have said our hurtful things Then solved it in the bedroom later on Shoulda dropped fifty roses at your feet 'Stead of messages sent after you'd gone Ooh-3 more minutes loss Ooh-arms that won't uncross Ooh–and all I got to toss— To you is this tune, about a Waste of time–I'm thunder and you're lighting Waste of time–there's wars we could be fighting Waste of time–stupid little tragic waste of time We played like lovers and we drank like lovers and then when we Fought like lovers there was no real loving to fall back upon & Now it's like we never even met I guess we had a lover's spat Except we weren't really lovers So we couldn't just kiss and make up One second you're drinking coffee And the next you're picking splinters from a broken cup Ooh–a monster in a seed Ooh—scary in its speed Ooh–here then is my creed–here's what I believe This ain't nothing but a Waste of time, let's bury the hatchet Waste of time–find the hole and patch it Waste of time–stupid little tragic waste of time God can't be happy with this waste of time Stupid little tragic waste of time