After droppin' out of art school Movin' here from Baltimore She'd gotten married to the wrong man I feel so ignored! Just like back home in Minnesota With your purple hair tied up You ate acid in a bathtub And told me all about love I think I was 16, I think you were 23 I listened to Slayer, you sang "Hi diddle dee dee, goddamn the pirates life for me, goddamn the pirates life for me!" But you're not the only girl that I wish I could've kissed In my Anthrax shirt on the graveyard shift Hell, you ordered a drink and I just sat and stared at you I had found you hopeless, you had found me hopeless too You passed me your drink with no idea what to do, I had found you hopeless You were oh so fucking hopeless It hurt to see you cry with that final glass of wine I haven't seen you since we started workin' overtime There are people in our lives who we need from time to time... Only know 'em for the summer, but it feels perfectly fine After droppin' out of art school Movin' here from Baltimore She'd gotten married to the wrong man I feel so ignored! Just like back home in Minnesota Purple mohawk, fuckin' drunk You ate acid in a bathtub And told me all about love