Let's be best friends 'til we're 18 And then we'll split up, play it safely Go to college, get a degree Somethin' useless like philosophy Let's be best friends 'til your girlfriend Becomes more than just your woman Move to the city, now you're married You've forgotten all about me ♪ My heresy is not a choice I'll never live to hear your voice, to hear your voice To hear your voice, to hear your voice Let's be best friends 'til you're happy With your two kids and therapy Move to the suburbs with your money Got a mortgage and a salary 'Cause we're best friends 'til I'm naked On your front lawn with my car wrecked Hit your oak tree, now I'm crying Your dad's pissed off, screaming at me