He is perfect and I always know what he's about to say next We have these ridiculously long discussions it's the best I tell him he's mine and he tells me I'm his for end of times Never apart we go everywhere together, we're as one cause He lives in my head A one-room apartment in my brain Bedroom in my frontal lobe He's alive in my mind He is always there for me and knows just what to say when I'm sad When we go to the movies we get two for the price of one He eats literally nothing, he's really cheap to support I don't want to even imagine what life would be if he was real Imaginary boyfriend He's all I have and he's all I need Imaginary boyfriend Don't try to steal him, cause I will know Imaginary boyfriend He's father material and a dream son in law Imaginary boyfriend Do get to know his brother, he's great, too Imaginary boyfriend Amazing in bed, always satisfies me Imaginary boyfriend Never annoys me and always does what I want to do Better than all, Better than real