Hey I don't mean to be your fanboy But how do you make your records sound Like your records sound to me? Is this your car? It looks very stylish I suppose you drive it fast Is this your wife? Lucky lady Well, how did someone like you Luck out with a woman like that? You know I've never really liked you I thought I did but it was just a pose And you, you've got everything I want I want to be you I suppose And all your records are shit Except for maybe one And I'm your biggest fan If I can't tell you then who can? And here come the dischords Here comes the bit And here come the dischords Here comes the bit That's gonna stop this from being a hit Go tiger go