I walk down the steps to the bar room So I can get a drink with my dealerless friend and I say If you can call me babe and if I can call her baby But she had told me you could call me Gin, your friend And I can suck tounge if you want to But you're gonna have to spend the money in your pockets if your cool If you're gonna act like a jack-ass You are going to stumble when you get up from the stool And we can get a drink now, Invite my friend tonic. And we'll have a little twist now I walk up the steps from the barroom So I can get the night and a little fresh air and I say I'd better head back to my girlfriend Or she is going to kick my ass when I get home later today I open the door and there's a dark cloud standing in the way And there's a frown upon her face and so I see Today I'm going to die cause my girlfriends Telling me I'd better find another place to stay And we can get a drink now, Invite my friend tonic. And we'll have a little twist now.