Please give it up For the biggest asshole in this room He always fucks it up And yet he acts as if he's cool And above everyone else I wonder where he gets it from His own girlfriend can't stand him I think she's on the run And you cannot talk to him He's stuck in his own ways He only thinks about himself Won't listen to what you say His girlfriend slowly realizes She made a mistake To love him is a curse She wonders how to get away I don't think that I will treat you better Than him But I wanna stay with you forever That's it One day I will be a grown up too Who knew Not the biggest asshole in the room He's always scared to draw the short end of the stick Actually, he likes it when she's calling him a dick These are his confessions This is what he's dealing with Trying to be a better guy while still trying to get rich And you're so in love with him, it fills you with shame His fucked up personality just gets in the way His behavior never matches all the things that he says But whatever happens it don't matter He knows you'll stay I don't think that I will treat you better Than him But I wanna stay with you forever That's it One day I will be a grown up too Who knew Not the biggest asshole in the room And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier