Courtney, never thought you'd see me I've been in the tea room, not a drop of tea Man, you sure can write a sweet tune I was getting well lubed like it was the '40s As I wait in the line Oh no, I'm changing again (Hey!) Half a dozen stubbies later Sitting at Alhambra holding up the bar You're so sweet to all the groupies I tried to get a selfie, couldn't work my phone As I wait in the line Oh no, I'm changing again I'm a mutant No, what's happening to me? Next day, freaking out at Laneway Feeling in a bad way, looking for my baby No way, just been told you left me All my trouble wasted, I'm a little wasted As I wait in the line (As I wait in the line) Oh no, I'm changing again I'm a mutant (Mutant) Oh my god! It's happening again! (Mutant) No! No! No!