Could've been a, should've been a,
Could've been a, should've been a,
If i had the guts to get in the face
Of a man coming down on me in small,
My surroundings, stupidity in general,
And baiting my spades.
Could've been a, should've been a,
Could've been a, should've been a,
If i had the guts to get in the face
Of a man coming down on me in small,
My surroundings, stupidity in general,
And baiting my spades.
One spring, I was coming home
From St. Alfonso's pancake breakfast.
It's this little religious gathering down south,
But anyways, that's not the point.
The point is,
This cop pulls me over for absolutely no reason.
Comes up to my window and he's like,
Sir, you have a partially obstructed license plate.
I like a what?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on man!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
So he asked me to step out of the vehicle,
And lo and behold,
There's a freaking cannine unit right there.
Coincidence?
I think not!
So they sent a dog into our vehicle,
And the dog starts rooting around,
And all of a sudden he stops.
And he looks at me, and he looks at the cop,
And he says,
Woof!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on dog!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
So, upon the suggestion of this dog,
The cops just start tearing apart our entire vehicle,
Ripping up everything, looking for something
That's just not there.
You see, they had apparently mistaken me
For some kind of a drug dealer,
Running drugs up and down the freeway,
Giving drugs to all the children of America.
But that's not me,
And that's not the people that I hang with.
And slowly, I think the cops started to realize that
I'm one of the good guys, that I care about people,
And this country, and what it stands for.
And then they found my bowl.
This cop is right back in my face.
He's like, what's this? What's this, sonny?
Why'd you lie to me? Why'd you lie to me?
I'm just like wait a minute.
I never lied to you. I told you I didn't have any.
I never told you like I never ever smoked any.
Besides, there's nothing in there.
I know I spanked it myself.
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on man!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Come on dog!
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
Could've been a, should've been a,
Could've been a, should've been a,
If i had the guts to get in the face
Of a man coming down on me in small,
My surroundings, stupidity in general,
And baiting my spades.
Now this is right about the time
This cop looks at me
Like I'm supposed to thank him
For letting me go on my way after judging me!
Uh... Thank you officer.
Uh... Ha. Have... Have a nice day.