My girl is fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's got a hog
My girl is fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's a real sweetheart
♪
I asked my girl what should we do for New Year's Eve
She said, "I might be busy with a friend I haven't seen
For a really, really long ass fucking time"
So I said, "Great, can't wait to meet him
Got us a cabin just for the weekend (hey!)
It'll be a real good time"
But she declined
But she declined
But she declined
But she declined
You fucking bitch, how could you do me like this? (ooh, ooh)
I swear to God, I'll burn this whole town to the ground (ooh, ooh)
It was a lie when you told mе you were mine (ooh, ooh)
But you and this guy, and it's almost midnight (ooh, ooh)
You had to run off and brеak my heart tonight
♪
My girl is fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's got a hog
My girl is fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's a real sweetheart
♪
She said he was a buddy and that he was cool
They grew up together and went to the same school
Fine, I guess I'll meet the guy
So we met him at a bar at half past ten
He had a button down coat with a Blue Jays pin
He was the man
He bought us a drink and he told us a joke
We started to laugh and he offered a smoke
I think I kinda like him
I think I wanna like him
We were drinking and smoking and drinking some more
Late at night until they closed the doors, alright
He told me I had some really nice eyes, I said
Thanks, would you like to try these Poutine fries
With a little gravy? (Baby, baby)
With a little gravy? (Baby, baby)
My girl, she giggled and looked me
Her eyes got wide and then I started to see
This was the guy
This was the guy
This was the guy
This was the guy
That we're fucking tonight
It felt so right in every motherfucking way
This fucking hog
Her eyes lit up like the burning sun when he came inside
It's just begun
A night of passion, sex and love (ooh, ooh)
With a man
From a far and chilly land called Toronto (ooh, ooh)
And he's putting that big old hog in me tonight
♪
I am fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's got a hog
I am fucking a man from Toronto, Canada
And he's a real sweetheart