I feel weird today, or should I say We had a weird experience yesterday We saw white light and white heat Pick us up from off the street Saw you last night With flashlights in my room! Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Roswell The big-eyed guys stared at us Told us lies and not to make a fuss Saying this won't hurt, but it did Now I'm traumatized and no longer a kid And I feel I'm gonna have a panic attack I walked into my house, my dad said Oh, ye-um, uh... welcome back Now my head's in the clouds, and I can't walk And I can't choose between right and wrong Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Roswell! Oh... Now I have something to say to all of you I never actually wrote lyrics for this part