Two Mike's Hards in and I already regret coming here It doesn't help when no one is being sincere But when Logan handcuffed me to you cause I'm sober Maybe this would've been better if I liked beer If I like beer I would be with your dogs, but Ben is passed on the, Don't you think I would've figured that this sucks yet I wish I had the guts to dance with Kaitlyn or Julia It would be easy if they could pick a damn song Pick a damn song