I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need A couple pounds of coke and hookers Underneath my fucking tree I just want some ass to bone More than you will ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is poon. I don't want a lot for Christmas But there still a few things that I need Top shelf booze, a Maserati A couple hits of ecstasy I don't wanna hang my stocking Up upon a fucking fireplace Santa Clause can suck my dick So I can jizz all over his face I just want some ass to bone More than you will ever know Make my wish come true All I want for for Christmas is poon.