Frosty the Snowman We hate as much as fucking snow He makes fun of queers, drinks all our beers And leave a mess before he goes Frosty the Snowman Hangs around the junior high Whipping out his dick trying to pick up chicks Or at least wave them good-bye There must have been some coke Inside that old silk hat they found How else do you explain some dude Chasing kids all through the town? Frosty the Snowman Is an asshole, yes you'll see He will bring you home and before you know You'll wake up with an STD Frosty the Snowman Made a movie and I need to know Why the fuck parents let their kids spend the night With a guy made of fucking snow? There must have been some PCP In the water supply to that town How else do you explain the town Letting this guy hang around? Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on his way So he waved good-bye saying don't you cry I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll back again someday