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Kamakazi - Rudolph the Coked-Out Reindeer & Petit Papa Noël's Roasted Nuts lyrics

Artist: Kamakazi

album: A Very Naughty Kamakazi Christmas


Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a really shiny nose
And when I get to see him
All he does is ask for blow
All of the other reindeer
Tell me how he got his fame
Sex, drugs and rock'n rolling
Boozin' like it was a game
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa said: "Enough!"
"Rehab's where you're going, man"
"Until you kick the stuff!"
Oh how the reindeer hate him
That's what they've been telling me
Rudolph the coked-out reindeer
Is the biggest douche in history
Petit papa noël
Passe sa nuit au septième ciel
Avec les pantalons baissés
Les mains pleines de miel pour se caresser.
Les lutins l'ont trouver
A licher les grelots gelés
De son reine préféré
En voulant bien le réchauffer
My nuts are roasting on an open fire
For the love of God
Someone get the hose...
Glory holes
What comes out isin't mayo
Au party de bureau, on était toute gorlot
On a trop bu de sangria
On a des extraits sur vidéo
Jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
I fucking hate this winter wonderland
Santa is a dick and Rudolph is an asshole
Thanks for listening to our songs
I know we had some fun
We hope to see you at a show
Happy Holidays, Happy New Year!
Merci d'avoir écouté, on s'est bien amusés
On se revoit en tournée
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

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