Is there a photo of me on your wall In short short-shorts or zipped down jeans? Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the spotlight? Are you visceral viscous? Do you want to make love to my sweet visage? And then pretend it's you, it's you, it was always you I wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub But all I got in the mail was return to sender I'm still a big big star No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not You liked my latest film No, I didn't Yes, you did No, I didn't Yes, you did No, I didn't I'm not a fan of yours anymore Yes, you are No, I'm not Yes, you are No, I'm not Yes, you are But you broke my fragile heart No, I didn't Yes, you did No, I didn't Yes, you did No, I didn't I hate you I hate you too I hate you I hate you too I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you) I hate you (I hate you)