I was born a unicorn I missed the ark but I could've sworn You'd wait for me I was born a unicorn I could've sworn you believed in me Then how come all the other unicorns are dead? We're never gonna stop (I think I wanna stop) We want one "us" (Okay, I'll do push-ups) I write the song (I write the songs!) You say I'm doing it wrong (You are doing it wrong!) P-P-Put your crystals under my pillow Send your epistle to my bedfellows It also says, it also says, it also says When dreaming beasts are dying down, on out, they're there If we agree they're there They're there, alive and shorn If I stop believing in you (If you stop believing in me) If I stop believing in you (If you stop believing in me) We're the Unicorns We're more than horses We're the Unicorns, and we're people too!