Fourteen feet tall, and glassy and pale, and covered in soot I don't know who he was or what he was, the question was moot I laid in bed, too scared to speak, and watched him watch me There was no sound but the crickets outside and the leaves in the breeze He lit a cigarette and said, "Your chimney's a bitch" I said, "Are you old Santa Claus?" And he said, "You wish" That's when the party started as far as I know I grabbed a hold of it and never let go And if I saw it well then maybe it's so Later that year, I swear to God, it happened again I was out camping with my baby and a couple of friends As we fell asleep I know I saw a light in the east Spinning around and changing colors with a weird humming sound As he came close, I felt my sleeping bag rise from the ground When I woke up, I was yards from the fire Eyes swollen shut and buried to my waist That's when the party started as far as I know I grabbed a hold of it and never let go And if I saw it well then maybe it's so I know, I know, I know, I know I saw him again I was out walking my dog and he followed me home Fourteen feet fall, a pinstripe suit and the same weird shadow He was outside for several weeks and then he vanished again I really don't know what to think after twenty-three years The only real thing I ever learned is: Maybe it is, if it has so appeared That's when the party started- I grabbed a hold of it and- And if I saw it well, then-