Survey says it was a bad idea in the first place Never been that drunk in my life As I got down on my hands and knees And asked you to be my husband I mean, wife Two days later, still coughing up blood I sat down to write this letter with a clearer head and a heart full of lead Engine is runnin', power's goin' down Engine is goin', tires are sinking deep into the ground Engine is runnin', but the times are going by slower than ever Engine is goin', crossing still an Impossible line When you know it's going to work It makes you, breaks you, all the same now California doesn't know what hit it, admit it Got them by the balls One lost Pinto gets them to the border in order All we need now Army is runnin', the hands and legs are locked with paper clips Army is goin', but the anthrax still persists Army is goin', but the cavalry still hasn't saved the day yet Army is runnin', crossing still an impossible line When you know it's going to work It makes you, breaks you, all the same now California doesn't know what hit it, admit it Got them by the balls One lost Pinto gets them to the border in order All we need now (One, two, cha-cha-cha!) Survey says it was a chest-high fastball Survey it was a bunch of nonsense!