In comparison to him I'm just a peasant
From the moment he stepped into class
I felt my reputation slashed in half and stashed away beneath his presence
I'm the coolest thing you'll ever know, so you can call me chromeo
'Cause I'm lacking any awkward adolescence
The kids smile from ear to ear as they learn he was held back a year
For starting fights and failing all his lessons
Lord with all my heart and all my youth, I pray to be as cool as you
Hey now, any day now, who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey hey now, lost my way now, all through the day, and into the night
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys, he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Now if chromeo says he needs a lover
Then girls were boring any way, so maybe if I'm gay he'll say
Cool enough to hang with in the summer
School is pointless don't ya know, that's why I skip class with chromeo
We get high in his basement but I'm a bummer
'Cause I say I don't like how it feels
And chromeo says that what appeals to him, just may not appeal to my mother
I guess that's just the way it goes, jumping bridge for chromeo
Hey now, any day now, who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey hey now, lost my way now, all through the day, and into the night
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Stranger things have been taken too far
Sweet chromeo
Sweet chromeo
Don't break my fuckin' heart
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He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo