You spend your days with this inside cat Who goes out when you take her out and no more than that She's got her usual perches and she sheds in the bath But when you've worked hard all day, she's the queen of relax See the girls go by See the stars at night See just what it's like to be lonely Come on, clap your hands and forget command Don't you think it's time for a car crash? Get out while you can You got your future lined up like it's string on a loom You've got a nice batch of shows you can TiVo on your honeymoon You keep yourself busy, keep yourself wombed Thought you'd think about it later, but later is soon I'm not saying I'm doing any better But all that I wanted is all that I got I fucked up and screamed "Give me whatever!" And all that I wanted is all that I got Yeah, she's the Queen of Relax