I'll pick little parts of you Out with a serrated spoon I'll fill jars with formaldehyde And keep those parts of you inside I'll make cards detailing each A museum of your abnormalities I'll build shelves for safekeeping I'll build a room and a building People will read about it in magazines And come to see it with their families For admission I will charge a fee A line will form way down the street Parents will shield their children's eyes By scientists ill be idolized (CHORUS) I want to know you just like this forever I never ever want to know you any better I don't want to find out what its like to have you Cause then I'll have to find out what you're like to lose I'll expect so much of you More than any one person can do There are things about you that I will see That I'll hate because they're much like me I'll set you up to fail I will But when you do I'll love you still The museum will fail and wreck my fame And of course its you that I will blame You're extraordinary blemishes, The worst as gruesome as it is, Is not as ugly as it should be You're just no good for anything CHORUS I don't have a good excuse For the spiteful things i say to you Every time that I open my mouth There's something rotten waiting to come out I think nice things all the time But the mean ones always cut in line