If I am smiling show me the price tag behind it And if I struggle send me a bill for the damage Take a little extra for the trouble that I left you feeling down When I'm mistaken tally the fee you'll be making And if I'm comfy add up the margins made on me Don't forget to scare me into thinking that you care about me now Went to the store at the door a crowd of people Waited in line at the time to get the sale But they were out I'm about to watch a movie What would I get if they sent it in the mail?