Said I can't believe it Should we cut or leave it in the ground Bend it over with a ladder Keep it from the piggies Sniffing with their noses pressed against the dirt Digging truffles out my bedroom door Gotta keep it inside They'll pass it by Was our dirty secret buddin' off the street We let it grow six or seven feet outside my window Getting higher daily, said, "I'm sick of waiting" Cut and dry, hang it up inside my brother's door Gotta keep it inside They'll pass it by Gotta keep it inside They'll pass it by Gotta keep it inside They'll pass it by Gotta keep it inside They'll pass it by