Cold shivers going down my spine I don't think I'm ready to die die die die After breakfast I'm not feeling fine But real men ain't meant to cry Oh girl won't you believe me this time? I can't be wrong, I have pustules on my tongue I am strong but I'm not longer... Yippee! now I have no pain The doctor told me they're only stains Sorry sugar if I overreact a bit We can go surfing again, two, three, four Pa-pa-pa-pa-pandemic alert I'm gonna die and so do you And everybody you ever knew That cheater asshole in the queue Uncle Billy and little Sue So without further ado Let's drink a bottle of shampoo Cuz were' all gonna die... Baby I'm not gonna lie Clams are smelling funny Throw them away, I don't wanna die! Absurd ways to die Surround me every time Chocked on a pea or sniffed some plumb yeah But baby I'm stronger I'm grasping to life Like an ape flying the sky in an uncontrolled jet pack My brother was a sailor I never saw him cry But I can't take all this pressure (Mother, I don't think I'm actually going to, you know, Live that long) I don't wanna die I don't wanna die I don't wanna die I don't wanna die I don't wanna die