This ship ain't gonna sink without its captain (We're all gonna die) So take your 21st century telegraph and (Take your shit and leave) Take your keystroked morse code, oh (Take your shit and leave) JK, JK If you write in binary long enough You're libel to lose your penmanship I can't write a goddamn thing And I can feel even less There's an upside to (Fuck you) Carpal tunnel (Fuck you) Duster hits (Fuck you) And fucking your secretary It's better To give Than receive