I'm Dame Helen Mirren I'm Dame Judi Dench I want a ticket to the show Take her to the show Where English man goes down And Helen Mirren's mine Canvas charcoals beat my grays A stroke to spoil the potter's clay I want to paint among the saints Stumble on the gods But mountain water's dry Since Helen Mirren's mine But we're heading to a better place Heading to a better place It pisses rain on the vessels deck But we're heading to a better place Heading to a better place A cannibal points at his lovers neck But we're heading to a better place Where roses rise from stones When Helen Mirren smiles