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Dr. Colossus - Lard Lad lyrics

Artist: Dr. Colossus

album: I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt


Greed beckons greed
Colossal, demonic
Astronomers warn
A disturbance ionic
He won't get it back
The donut colossal
He awakens the wrath
Of the fifty foot eyesores
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye
Advertising's to blame
For this rampage of giants
A Lard Lad, enraged
And Brockman turns violent
An agency man
Knows the mascots' Achilles
Without the attention
Thеy fall to their knees
Ah, the Miracle Milе!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Value wears a neon sombrero
And there's not a single church or library
To offend the eye
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Sparing the children
Destroying the school instead
The town has been saved
Now the worst has all happened
Unless you're an orphan
Or basketball captain
But heed my advice
The demons are rising
That's what you welcome
When you trust advertising
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah, the Miracle Mile!
Ah

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