The Doctor is a ladies man At least that's what I'm told He's got two hearts And twice as much As most men down below Well you might ask "Doctor of what?" Well the truth is nobody knows A suit too tight His hair a fright And those Time Lord pheramones And all the ladies go "Ain't noboby do like Who do Who knew that he knew that voodoo Who knew Ain't nobody do like Who do Who knew that Who knew that voodoo Who knew" He knows how to do, woo! He offers you time He offers you space He's a ladies man Never comes early Never comes late Screwdriver in hand From Pompadour To Marilyn Monroe They line up in droves Doctor who? Yeah nobody knows He's a ladies man He's a ladies man He takes them in his big blue box He takes them for a ride He makes them gasp and scream and shout From some place deep inside Once you get inside his ship It gets bigger don't you know So please step back No need to act Just watch that sonic go And all the ladies say "Ain't noboby do like Who do Who knew that Who knew that voodoo Who knew" Gotta love that sonic screw, woo! He offers you time He offers you space He's a ladies man Never comes early Never comes late Screwdriver in hand From Pompadour To Marilyn Monroe They line up in droves Doctor who? Yeah nobody knows He's a ladies man Ahh man He offers you time He offers you space He never comes early Never comes late From Pompadour To Marilyn Monroe They line up in droves Doctor who Now everyone knows He's a ladies man Doctor who Now everyone knows He's a ladies man Doctor who Now everyone knows He's a ladies man Ahh man He's a ladies man