I'd put away the bowling ball
Drop the ham radio
Swallow the bazooka joe oh!
For your kiss
Call me a pig call me a fool
It don't matter i'll still come when I'm called
I been trying to play it cool
But you got me by the balls
Cuz you got something that I need
And you won't give it to me
But you still won't let me leave
But I got a knife
It's got designs
Gonna cut the line and change it all
I'm bending backwards in strange ways
It's like there's springs on my hips
I'd put away the bowling ball
Drop the ham radio
Swallow the bazooka joe
For your kiss
So tell Carl I'm sorry i'll have to be late
We had a date with our remote controls
We were gonna fly em out over the lake
Like dirty bird to the big O
But you saw it comin and you can't have that
Started struttin round like some sad stray cat
But I got a knife
It's got designs
Gonna cut the line and change it all
I'm bending backwards in strange ways
Just trying to reach your lips
I'd put away the bowling ball
Drop the ham radio
Swallow the bazooka joe
For your kiss I'd burn the bar down
For your kiss I'd move all your things around
For your kiss you got me hopping like a rodeo clown cuz
Runnin from the bull keeps a mans hands full
So call me a pig you call me a fool
You're always acting like you're so appalled
But i been trying out a new tool
One tool to rule them all
It fixes ratches
It grinds gears
It's guaranteed for my natural life
To shine the bowling ball
Tune the ham radio
Oh bazooka joe
Kill my wife