Is life better down under
Well my cellphone swears it's so
Sharing the lives of all I know who go
To Australia
I will never know you
In Australia
Your problems just don't show through
Bloody blokes in cut-off sleeves
Flip-flops and sunglass thieves
You can be whoever you wanted to be there
In Australia
I will never know you
Oh Australia
Your problems just don't show through
So take a sunny photograph of a hillside backdropped laugh
And I will see it soon
When I wake to a sunless snow-filled noon with my eyes on my phone like glue
And I will comment "Looks warm
Nice picture of you"
Oh Australia
Australia
Stop stealing all my friends